“They like to combine names, like Brangelina. And Peeta and Katniss, can lead to Peeniss.”
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| person 1: i can draw really well |
| person 2: i'm really athletic |
| person 3: i write really well |
| person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous |
| person 5: i'm hilarious and likable |
| person 6: i can dance really well |
| me: i can breathe |
“you’re a directionator” they said
“cats, spoons, carrots, nandos, kevin” they said
“what are you doing with that flamethrower” they said
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Wow. Looking at it makes me happy Lol. Looks so cute & romantic!!
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So I just had a major cough spaz because I’m choking on something and my dad just flipped his fucking shit on me instead of asking if I’m okay.
Fuck that.
